Just take a listen and
Okay
'Cause you know what? You don't wanna be the guy sitting there
watching BBC and saying
Oh I saw that guy He was my waiter
and I totally dismissed him
like everyone else does in his life
And I totally was wrong
because he's a major major major influence on me now
and I feel terrible
That stupid English voice was that me?
Unfortunately yes
You're really gonna like it
I'll listen to it when you've gone
Hey look just don't tell anyone at the hotel
What's up dude? What's up?
Peter I got some really interesting news this morning
Aldous gave you gonorrhoea?
No Why would I tell you that?
Crime Scene was cancelled
Whoa
Wow
You all right? Yeah Yeah
I mean I've been waiting to take the next step
you know into features for a long time
so it's a really good thing
This isn't The View I mean
we can have an honest talk about this if we want
I don't wanna step out of the spotlight and then be forgotten
I don't wanna disappear I'm freaked out
I wanna be honest I'm really freaked out right now okay?
Because seemingly the only actresses that actually can survive
are the ones that show their cooter and
excuse me but I refuse to do that
I have a little dignity
And I don't have the frame to support plastic surgery
I would tip over
And I'm not gonna do that I'm not gonna exploit myself
Listen you're gonna be fine You have a long career ahead of you
You've got like four years until you're 30
It's gonna be fine
How are you? I'm screwed
Frankly I don't stand a chance No I'll be fine
I've been quietly stealing money from you for a long time
You're always good at cheering me up Pete thank you
Die
I can't
It's really good Peter I just don't understand it I don't
I mean just chalk it up to that
Please don't play it again 'cause I don't...
Just listen to it one more time and see
Where's Aldous?
Mr Snow may I ask you a question? Okay
I want to please my wife here on our honeymoon
but I don't know what I'm doing
You having difficulty sexwise?
Do you not know how to use this? I know how
Have you had sex before? We can't
Why? Our religion
Right 'cause of God and everything?
Hey that's not gonna be a problem
because God should be present in the bedroom
Just tell me specifically what I need to do
You need to penetrate deeply
and stimulate the clitoris simultaneously
That's what you gotta do That's what it's about
If you can involve the anus in that then
that's absolute perfection Got it.
Explore her ears
Find it in you to be a little more circly
You are a man
God's within you
I actually feel okay about it
You know I'm a little scared but
I'll be all right I'll get another job
That's interesting man You know what else is interesting?
What? Me on the moon
I just wanna talk to you about something Can you stop?
All right I'm just gonna talk and then Air
There was this interesting moment with Sarah
Whoa what? I don't wanna hear about
your interesting moment with Sarah Pete
Then who am I supposed to talk to about this?
Well not me because have I ever had
an interesting moment with an exgirlfriend?
Do you have an exgirlfriend? No No
No
I would really love to get the woman's perspective on the matter
Really? No
But come on in and just sit down
Stay You have to...
Honey no no the camera's right there
No I know but I just wanna tell him though
No the camera... Think about how much she's hurt you
Hey Liz? Yeah?
I think you need to move just a tiny bit further
away from the microphone
Just... No closer
Now a little further Okay
Closer And then...
And then a little further and then closer I don't know
Keep your head down though I'm bad at this thing
Can you hear me? Yeah closer Further away
I know what you're doing That's not funny at all
You stop that What?
What's he doing? Come on Yeah yeah real funny
Hey that's a great necklace Liz
Did you have that a second ago? Thank you
That's gross
I don't get it Stop it
He's saying if I were to sperm on you What?
it would be a pearl necklace Why?
Real funny Sorry
Hey Dracula
And when I see Van Helsing I swear to the Lord I'll slay him
That shit is funny dude
Hey Pete
So I was gonna go over to Lazy Joe's later tonight
and I wanted to see if you wanted to come and join
I think I'm confused because I thought last night...
Oh my God Dude get out of your head It's really nice out here
Yeah I bet it is
All right yeah You know what?
I could totally use a friendly hangout so...
All right
I don't know if you want instead of Lazy Joe's
I was thinking of going to Laie Point right now
Really? Yeah
I heard that place was a pain in the ass
Okay
Hey Yo what's up guys?
We're just going for a hike
No you're not you're going snorkelling
I think we're gonna go on a hike
It is sea turtle fucking season dude Let's go
They fuck for three hours dude I mean that's magical
No we're going on a hike I think we'll go on a hike yeah
What? Your loss
Why won't anybody go snorkelling with me?
How you doing back there?
Awesome
I don't think I've ever been this covered in sweat before
It's like I have some sort of fever
I told you this was a pain in the ass
Could've been at Lazy Joe's
Oh yeah.
Oh shit
You good? No
Wow we're really going up to the edge of this huh?
Look
Wow this is really beautiful
All right so now that your show's done
are you gonna finish the Dracula musical?
It's not that easy you know
Sarah always thought it was crazy and
Well you're definitely crazy But so is everyone right?
So who cares?
I just don't feel like doing anything Why?
'Cause my heart is broken
and I can't imagine doing anything right now
It's probably the same reason
you don't go back to school you know?
Maybe it's good we got hurt like that you know?
I don't know about you but it makes me feel impervious to pain
Yeah Kind of like there's nothing left to be afraid of
Yeah No exactly Right
We could leap off this rock
and it won't hurt us as bad as they did
So jump then
No I meant that like as a metaphor you know?
No Just do it
You'll be fine Jump
What the hell?
Oh God! Oh God I made her kill herself
You must be crazy
So are you gonna jump or what? No
Come on Peter I can see your vagina from here
I can see your hooha
I mean I'll jump
Chicken Come on
Please God don't let me die today
I'm okay Okay
I'll just let go right? No no no
If you fall straight down
you'd probably hit a rock and kill yourself
Totally Yeah
So what do I do?
Why don't you press your feet up against the rock
and like shoot yourself off
What like a frog? I don't know Peter
Just get off the fucking rock
Here I go Okay
One
Two
Two and a half Jump
Three
Oh my God Oh my God Oh my God
You saw that right? Yeah yeah yeah I saw it
I was there I witnessed it
Thanks
Come on
You've got Christ between your thighs
but with a shorter beard
Sex I'm cramping I'm cramping
Okay Okay okay
Petey? Petey?
Sorry I knocked a bunch
You were really out Ken sent me
Dakota Fanning and her people they need this room
She loves it here
So does that mean I have to leave the hotel?
Ken found you a room
I'll take it yeah I wanna hang out with Rachel a little more
Are those sad tissues or happy tissues?
Maybe you should just give me a minute
It was the only room available
I'm sure it was
Hey how's it going? It's all right
Really?
I think you got some pain behind those eyes
A kind of pain that only...
Okay you know what? Let's cut the bullshit
I wanna stand up on a wave before I leave
I don't think you're ready yet man
I'm ready to ride giants Koonu I think you're ready
Petey
Hi Hi
Miss Marshall what can I do for you?
Is there a place to get good sushi around here?
Yeah Yeah there's a really great place
about five minutes from here called Asuki
Perfect
Do you want me to get you a map? Please
Okay
So this is where we are
Head down Kamehameha and then pass Funaho Loko Marsh
And it should be right to the left
It might take like five minutes
Great Thank you Any time
I saw you with Peter Bretter Yeah
who's my exboyfriend
Oh my God I'm really sorry
No It's not like that at all
It's not what you're... No it's fine
I'm just really glad you're keeping him company 'cause...
Gosh no you seem like a really nice person
and you're very pretty Thank you
Gosh you're like, way prettier
No you're like so pretty
Really?
Yeah Wow thank you Thank you
And one more thing about Peter
He's a really good guy Really good Like great actually
Yeah
Please don't cry Miss Marshall
God Do you need me to get you a tissue?
Oh no I'm good I'm good I'm okay I'm okay
Okay
Thank you Rachel Any time Miss Marshall
Hey ahoy there
You surf too?
Good Lord no I'm just drifting around you know?
Getting in touch with the ocean and stuff It's really pleasant
It was yeah
I'm gonna head in
Before you go actually Peter I just wanted to tell you
I was listening to Sarah's iPod the other day
and amidst the interminable dross that's on that thing
I found one track that I quite liked
So I checked what it was and it was actually one of yours
And it kind of reminded me of a dark gothic
Neil Diamond.It's great
That's like exactly what I'm going for
Right yeah
Fuck
Fuck you're cool
It's so hard to say because like, I hate you in so many ways
but whatever I can see why Sarah likes you
No accounting for taste I suppose In her case anyway
She was with me for five years so there you go
Yeah you got four on me there mate
You slept with Sarah a year ago?
I thought you knew Peter please don't take it seriously
What the fuck man You've... Don't get offended by that
You can't be so casual about this
This isn't Europe okay? There are rules here
I'm really sorry I apologise for offending you, Peter
I just hope this doesn't ruin our friendship
Well what's that about?
What do you think it's about? This is a big deal
What about a code of the ocean? That's not on
What about codes among men?
You don't sleep with another man's girlfriend
Think of... Get out of here
All right okay All right Get out of here
Oh God
Koonu This guy needs help Koonu
Should I call the front desk? It hurts It hurts
Wow you got coral right there in your leg
Can you get it out of my leg please hotel man?
Can you do something about that?
I'd love to you know but hotel policy
They don't let me do that kind of thing
They get all weirded out Insurance
Koonu can you call the front desk for me please
Yeah It really hurts
Koonu call the front desk now
Okay monster man
Pete he's not gonna do nothing
I kind of have this thing about blood okay
Look at it It's raping my leg
Peter get it out of my fucking leg please
One two
You can't get it out It's really in there
Get it out of me Three
Fuck my arse
Okay I got it It's all done It's all over
Everything looks fine
It's all good They're coming wiki wiki
Can you get some towels for me please
I'm really losing a lot of blood
You sound like you're from London
Yeah I'm from London
What's going on?
You fainted I didn't want you to wake up by yourself
How's your friend Is he all right Yeah
They gave him stitches and he's sleeping it off
Hey you wanna hear something funny? What?
Are you ready to laugh? 'Cause this is a gas
Okay
Edward Scissorhands over there told me that
you two were fucking each other
for a whole God damn year while we were together
Shit
How about that Sarah?
I'm sorry Peter
Pete you shouldn't be up and walking around Can you please...
Please don't touch me Just don't touch me okay?
I'm not touching you
Will you just please sit? Please?
All right I'll sit down but I'm sitting down 'cause I want to
not because you've asked me to sit okay?
Great
A year?
Listen I get it okay? I just...
I need to understand what I did to make you cheat I just...
Pete it's not anything you did
You didn't do anything I mean you were great
Will you please cut the bullshit and have a talk with me?
Fine Cutting the bullshit
It got really hard to keep taking care of you
when you stopped taking care of yourself
I tried to get you out of the house
I tried to get you off your little island you loved so much,
the couch
You didn't wanna see the light of day
God there was one week when you wore sweatpants Every day
You shall not pass
You know what If they were Sean John sweatpants
it would have been fine
But because they're Costco brand
it's like the worst thing I could do
That has nothing to do with it That's what you don't get
I'm sorry that I didn't end up being
who we thought I was gonna be you know?
I tried really hard I promise you that
I just didn't have it in me
I think if you had just maybe tried harder
I tried
You have no idea how hard I tried Peter
I talked to a therapist
I talked to my mother I read every book possible
I took love seminars I took sex seminars
None of it worked None of it made a difference to you
And I couldn't drown with you any more
Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try
I did
You were just too stupid to notice
Whoa I thought you were gonna wear the shirt I got you
What? No
I mean I do love that shirt you got me
I admire Sir Tommy Bahama an awful lot
He's a talented man but tonight I feel that this is appropriate
Wow thank you Yeah Sarah got it for me
This is like way more convenient than my backpack
Awesome hat
Thank you Yeah my girlfriend got it for me
I'm fucking with you Cool
Sarah can I use this lipstick please?
Sure I don't care
I think it looks great But if you're not let's go chang.
No I like it I didn't like it at first
Now I really think it's...
Oh bloody hell This is a small resort
Hi Peter
Hey Wow
Aldous Sarah this is Rachel
Sarah bought me this shirt
I could've guessed that Yeah
Looks great You look great
Looks awesome
See Thanks
Mr Snow I'm so sorry I did not know you guys were coming
You're gonna have to wait five minutes
I did not know you guys were coming
It's okay It's not a problem
I didn't see you guys so...
There's really no need to weep
I'm not crying
It's no problem honestly It's not a problem
So your table is ready guys Oh great
Hey have a lovely evening you two
Thank you Have a great dinner you guys Thank you
You're welcome to join us obviously if you want
Okay Wouldn't dream of it What?
What?
Oh okay Okay
That's great Awesome Sure
Great I'll just set two more places
Okay Not a big deal
Awesome
So this is actually happening We're gonna let this happen
I am so sorry
I never thought in a million years she would say yes
I did
What? I just accepted an invitation I didn't wanna be rude
It's got us in a terrible situation
Now I'm gonna have to sit with him wearing this shirt all night
You're wearing the shirt regardless
Australia is amazing
I'm telling you It is a great place to shoot Yeah?
Rachel you would love it You would love it
I wanna go I really really wanna go there
Wait so when's the movie coming out?
It came out
It was already released
Well you know it's an island
It's isolated
Yeah Movies don't really come out here
Obviously Did you like it?
The movie? Yeah
It was... Awful bloody film
I say it's just a ridiculous premise
What would happen if your mobile phone killed you?
Why would a mobile phone kill anyone? Doesn't make sense
How can a mobile phone have an agenda and kill people
I told her that when she read the script
Yeah You were the voice of reason mate
I tried to be but she didn't listen
Going around killing people A mobile phone like doing murders
Why couldn't you just take the battery out of the phone?
Right That's it The battle's over
Yeah we've won I hated it
Well it's not for everyone but it...
No it's ridiculous Here's my favourite scene
Ringring Hello?
Right It would never happen Yeah
No it could never happen
It's a metaphor for addiction to technology
For society for how we're reliant on technology
I get it. I'm with you.
It's a metaphor for a crap movie.
Well, it was the right choice for me at the time.
Sure
Well this is awkward
Yeah?
It's a bit more awkward now A little
Hey excuse me Can we get another bottle of wine please?
Sure Thank you
Mr Snow?
Can I get cranberry juice with a bit of lime in it please
Do you want cranberry juice or cranberry cocktail?
Because I can probably rustle up either one Throw some OJ
I don't care
Okay great
Hey can we get another bottle of wine?
If I've learned anything from addiction it's that
you know life is as brief as the twinkling of a star
over all too soon
So if you're in a situation where you're with a woman
why not do the most interesting thing
that you can do in that situation?
And by which I don't mean have a conversation
have a chinwag a bit of a chat
Lose yourself in something that's both ancient and perennial
Find something eternal perpetual Lose yourself in fuck
I'm going to disagree
Respectfully of course sir
Maybe for you that works
For me it's much more enjoyable to get to know somebody
If you end up sleeping with them that's great
But I like getting to know somebody
But he...
What he's saying is that he's gonna stick it wherever he wants
but he's joking
I ain't No I'm not joking
It's just what I believe really
So
Just so we're clear and
so I can hone in on your central thesis of the night
wade through all the bullshit
you're telling me that you think you have the right
to just fuck anyone, anywhere anytime?
Yes There it is That's right That's what you're saying?
Not so eloquently as you just put it sweetheart
But ultimately yes that is
Oh no Not the shirt
Take my eyes but not the shirt
Yeah that's pretty much what I believe Sarah
When you're done making jokes, are you gonna get a napkin?
Do you know what?
I think I've improved it actually against all odds
I think I deserve a design award
Please get some seltzer water
Okay Just lean back for a second
No it's all right It's not there Let me...
You're very diligent I appreciate it
Let go of the glass now You're gonna have to walk away
Bless you There you are
Oh me oh my
Call the doctor Oh good
I love Hawaii Is it good?
Yeah it's nice but I think for like a week tops
Any more than that I know I'd go crazy
because I think that Hawaii is a place to escape
for people who can't deal with the real world
Yeah you know there's so few personal shoppers
and pet therapists
Gosh it's such a hard life
I like living here
Anyone need any more vino? I think we're good
I've a question for you real quick Mr S
I was actually meaning to ask you,
what did you exactly think of my demo?
Did you get it? Did you get it?
Oh no I was gonna listen to that
but then I just carried on living my life
Not at all?
No I didn't because you know I go on my instincts
and they weren't good
You know what dude? Fuck you okay? You can go fuck yourself
I can't yell right now because I'll get fired
My boss will hear me
and then I won't be able to pay off my student loans
But you know what? You're an asshole I fucking hate you
I bought all your records
This whole fucking time
I've been trying to get you to come hang out with me
I'm gonna have people fuck with your food the rest of your trip
you fucking dick
I like him That was quite moving
Wait wait wait
Wait wait wait wait wait
Are you sure that you're not like too drunk?
Jesus would you stop being so sensitive
Aldous
Wake up
Aldous Wake up
Make love to me
All right You go on top though 'cause I'm knackered
Listen
Yeah Oh God
Right there
Yes She's having an orgasm
This is the best sex ever
Yeah all right that'll do
What?
I made a mistake coming here with you
And I'm not done either
Please shut up Okay Okay
You're still involved with him next door ain't you?
Excuse me?
You should've seen yourself at dinner Sarah
Then we come back here and you put on that ghastly performance
I mean I've heard that women do fake orgasms
but I've never seen one
It really deeply upset me
You should have seen yourself at dinner
"Oh I'm Aldous Snow Bullshit bullshit bullshit bullshit
No no drinks for me thanks
Bullshit bullshit bullshit. "
That's a really reductive impression
If I wanted to see you act badly I'd just watch your TV show
which obviously I can't now because it's been cancelled
Oh my God you're such a prick
And you know what?
Let me tell you something about these tattoos okay?
That is Buddhist That is Nordic
That is Hindu That's just gibberish
They are completely conflicting ideologies
And that does not make you a citizen of the world
It makes you full of shit
Was that genuine or did you fake that?
Right I'm gonna probably clear off now
I'll have a little sleep for a few hours
then I'm gonna probably go in the morning okay?
I hate your music
Yeah well I fucked the housekeeper the other day
Are you sleeping?
Not any more
I know that I'm leaving in a couple of days so I don't even know
what the hell this means
but I really like spending time with you a lot
I know Me too
Hey
Good morning
Where are you going?
The Korean Textile Manufacturer's Luau
Just kill me Fun
Joy
I want you to know that I meant what I said last night
I know you did
I did too
Can I see you again tonight? Yeah
I get off at 7:00 Yay
Bye
Sir morning mai tai
You know what?
I actually will not be having an alcoholic beverage this morning
Jump Jump Jump Don't make me do it
Hey Morning mate
How are you today? Yeah I'm good I'm good You okay?
Am I okay? I'm better than okay my friend
You seem sprightly
I...
I had a great time last night
Congratulations Well done Well done Thank you
What about you? What's with the bag?
Right yeah I'm off back to England mate
Oh you and Sarah are going to England
No no no I'm just going alone
Yeah Did you guys have a fight or something?
Yeah it was really... How you served five years under her
I don't know
You deserve a medal or a holiday
or at least a cuddle from somebody
You were only here for a week
Well I don't know For me that one week of it
was like going on holiday with
I don't know I wouldn't say Hitler
but certainly Goebbels It was like a little holiday with Hitler
Jesus
Hey listen at least it's clear now for you two to reconnect
No no No
You know what? I have a good thing going on with Rachel
and I want to see that through
Well maybe you could have both of them Rachel and Sarah
They got on all right didn't they at dinner? So maybe...
You know what? First of all I'm not that kind of guy
And even if I was I don't think that
I have the sexual competency to really pull that off
Yeah It's a gift
I will say if you do get back with Miss Marshall
handle with care because you know
Okay Well I think my ride's here
So I'm gonna skedaddle then before anything else happens to me
Before life gets any more daft
Is someone gonna take that?
Listen don't let them grind you down
Take it easy
Hey look at my driver I'm gonna have sex with her
He said it was clear I wasn't over you
And then he left
Fucking prick
And then I started thinking what if he's right?
What if I'm not over you?
Sarah... Please just let me finish Pete
What if I made a really really horrible mistake?
Sarah Yeah?
Stop pulling my face towards your face
Why?
You don't like it?
Listen pulling my shirt towards you
is the same concept as pulling my face
Let's spend one more night here together
and then let's go home and then...
And we'll just pretend like it never happened
face reality No That's the big plan?
No I love you
That's not fair That's not fair of you to say that to me
Please Peter
Tell me you're sorry I'm so sorry
I missed you
I'm sorry
God I missed you Peter
All right
Get hard for me Pete Get hard for me
I know what I'm supposed to do Okay
Just do it Come on Get hard
I'm trying Okay
Here Just let me do it for a second Okay
I really want you Peter I missed you
You don't want help?
You don't want help? Can you be quiet just for a minute?
Do you want my hands?
Maybe just don't talk for a second is what I mean
Do you want my mouth?
Yeah maybe your mouth Yeah Okay
What's the problem Peter?
I don't know More?
You can keep trying if you want
What's wrong with you?
Nothing is wrong with me okay? Okay
No I didn't... Just something doesn't feel right any more
Okay Well did you... You know what?
Did you drink today? Because sometimes when you drink
Excuse me
No I haven't had anything to drink today
Maybe the problem is that
you broke my heart into a million pieces
and so my cock doesn't want to be around you any more okay?
Ever
Because you know what I just realised? Huh?
You're the God damn devil Okay?
Wedding in Hawaii Real original
Hey Hey Rachel
Sarah and Aldous broke up this morning What a surprise
So I went to check on Sarah and...
Listen I'm here because I don't want to lie to you okay?
Some stuff happened
I'm really really sorry that it did
but I'm also really glad that it did because
I'm able to see so clearly now that
Sarah and I are not right for each other
What stuff?
I went up to make sure that she was okay and it got weird
But now everything is fine
And I need you to understand
that I meant everything that I said to you this morning
What exactly happened Peter?
We fooled around a little bit
Shut the fuck up and tell me exactly what you did
All right I went to her room and
she was crying and crying and crying
And I felt like I should comfort her
And then she started kissing me because I was comforting her
And then the next thing I knew I was kissing her
because she had been kissing me because of the comforting
Then she started taking my clothes off
and then her clothes were off
Then she performed 10 to 15 seconds of oral sex on me
Okay Peter you can leave now
At the most Maximum Thank you for staying at Turtle Bay
Rachel please don't do this
The only reason I'm telling you this
is because I really care about...
Listen to me Peter
I was a mess too I understand Okay?
But it does not excuse you acting like a complete asshole
Listen I know that I fucked things up for a minute
but I'm not like every other asshole
You should not be with anybody right now
Anybody
I know...
I know that there is something here
I know that I was not wrong about that
And yes it's only been four days but I know you feel it too
I need you to leave
Do not write me Do not call me Do not email me
Peter I need you to go
I won't bother you any more
I'm sorry
I don't know what to do
Hey brother what you doing, huh? You stealing my art?
I want you to put it back right now Put it back bro
Listen give me the picture
Doodoo paper You're throwing doodoo paper?
Give me the picture
Don't be stupid brother Just give me the picture
You can hit me as many times as you want
I'm not giving you the photo back
Oh yeah
No no no Peter I told you I did not want to see you
Aloha I'm Sarah Marshall from Crime Scene: Scene of the Crime
And when I'm not scrubbing for evidence
I'm flying Hawaiian Airlines to my favourite destinations
Now sit back and enjoy your inflight entertainment.
I know I will Mahalo
Everybody hates you
Everybody wishes that you were dead
Because Peter you suck
Peter you suck
Peter your music is fucking terrible
Peter you suck
Peter you don't do anything of value
Peter you suck
Write some music but instead
you sit and write these bullshit songs
It's so selfloathing
Go see a psychiatrist I hate the psychiatrist
Well go see one anyway
I don't like the psychiatrist
You need to go and see one
See a psychiatrist
I'm not going
It's getting kind of hard to believe
things are going to get better
I don't understand what there is to think about
Because D he...
She licked the tip That doesn't count
Of course it counts He... He what?
He refused a blowjob from his exgirlfriend midblowjob
Do you know what that's like for a man?
It's called blue balls Rache
This guy is like Gandhi but better
He likes puppets
I love puppets
I love Fraggle Rock I love Lamb Chop I love Elmo
Sesame Street Bert and Ernie Snuffelupagus Fucks my shit up
This is a song that I never thought I would write
On the night I'm dying
Sorry for all the wrong I've done
I'm finished trying
It was a wonderful dream Now let him come and slay me
There he is
The demon who haunted the streets of London
I've come to slay you
Here I am
I'll leave you bleeding in my dungeon
I'll never obey you I'll rip out your oesophagus
Please Mr Van Helsing Listen to me
He is just a man who wishes to be free
Lay him in a hearse You must end this curse
He is the worst
Don't go my love
I can't say goodbye
My reign is done
It's time to die
I'm pregnant
Dracula
What have I done?
Has flown above
Who killed Dracula?
But he found a taste
A taste for love
My life is a lie
Sweet Dracula I miss my young dead prince
I'll never see him again
Until my death
What a wonderful dream
To find a taste for love
A taste for love
Wow You came I can't believe that you came
Peter this is great
It was really funny Yeah Thank you
You know what? I didn't realise that it was a comedy
and then someone told me that
and it just like opened the whole thing up
How long are you in town for? Openended
Bold Yeah
Yeah you know I'm kind of checking out some schools
Congratulations Yeah maybe
You never called
You told me not to And I listened
Right Wasn't easy
I might have called once and hung up
No No From a private number
No
Maybe
Peter Nice job Bretter
Well you should probably go back
Would you like to hang out while you're here?
Maybe we could go to dinner or... Yeah
Still have my number? Yeah Yeah I'll call you
Go Yeah I should do that
Yeah yeah Go mingle
Hey Peter Hey Bretter
Come over here and meet my mom
Go go Off I go
Hey Peter Nice job Bretter
The play was sick man Good work
Nice job Good job man That was awesome
So cool
Peter congratulations
I just wanted to say thank you I had such a great time tonight
Oh good You know what? I'm gonna change out of this unitard
'cause I'm getting a chafe Okay Enough said
Congratulations Thank you
Hey Peter?
I was just calling you
Wow Oh Peter
I'm sorry Stop laughing
Can you please stop laughing?
I missed you
I just...
You know I actually wanted to tell you that
I've been thinking so much about...
Old as ancient skies
I've had these wandering eyes
but you took me by surprise when you let me inside you
Inside you
This got to be some part of me inside you
Inside you i could cross this desert plane
Inside of you I can hear you scream my name
This fall Sarah Marshall is back in a brandnew role
Your wife had no enemies that you're aware of
Get ready for the most daring show on television
Just came home and she was lying there Right
In a world where you don't know who to trust
Charlie who's Franco Marconi?
No No Gun gun gun gun Drop it drop it
Go with your animal instincts
How did you know? She's an animal psychic
Sarah Marshall returns on Animal Instincts
Life's a bitch
And where you're going that's exactly what you'll be